My Brain is Full of $CONFUSED
When logic fails and facial expressions speak louder than words.
One face, a thousand reactions. Welcome to the place where confusion becomes art.
The Face That Exploded
in Your Mind
$CONFUSED is a celebration of human expression when faced with peak-level nonsense. Jackie Chan’s classic head-grab meme became the symbol of a generation exhausted by absurdity — but still laughing through it.
The Structured
Anatomy of Confusion
Even chaos has its layers. Here's the full composition of $CONFUSED — guaranteed to make you scratch your head and laugh anyway.
1,000,000,000 Total Units
One billion confused faces, enough for every internet user and every chaotic family group chat combined.
0% In / 0% Out
No fees. Be confused freely. Come and go without losing your sanity (or what's left of it).
No Early Advantage
Everyone started at the same point of confusion. No one had a clue before you. Pure equality… in not knowing anything.
Locked Forever
Nothing’s changing. What you see is what you get — like that same meme face haunting us since 2009.
Equally Scattered
Random but fair — like dumb comments on the internet: widespread, unstoppable, and always popping up when you least expect it.
Unpullable, But Not Because We're Smart
No rugs here. We just never knew where the floor was to begin with. Lost? Same.
The Journey to Peak WTF
We may not know where this is going, but these steps will keep you thinking, “what is happening?”
We Just Appeared
We exist. That’s it. No elaborate intros. Like that one notification from a group you forgot you were in.
Flood the Feed with Reactions
Jackie Chan’s meme face spreads everywhere — Reddit, X, your mom’s Facebook, and probably your Zoom meeting background.
Merch: Wear the Face
Put this expression on a shirt. Perfect for family reunions where someone asks, “So, when are you getting married?”
Global Meme Collabs
We’re teaming up with meme pages so weird, even we don’t understand their content. Perfect match.
Digital Museum of Jackie Reactions
A hall of fame for Jackie’s greatest confused expressions — all in one place you'll probably never visit twice.
Autopilot Mode
We keep moving even when we’re lost. Sometimes, not knowing the destination is the destination.
Join the Head-Holding Club
We don’t offer clarity. But we do offer a warm embrace in the form of Jackie Chan’s confused expression. Here, you’re not alone in the chaos — and somehow, that makes it feel… right.